Al(ex[ander])

26 Oct 2009

22 Oct 2009

Copyright Shenanigans

At my day job I work a lot with copyright permissions. When one of our medical writers wants to use a previous doctor’s research or graphics in a new article, I am responsible for contacting the copyright holder and paying them money so that they will allow this.

Tell me if you think these laws are redonk.

I paid a company $500 to photocopy and article to pass out at a meeting we were holding for our clients to help brief them on some new material. No real transactions going, purely educational, and yet we had to PAY $500 TO MAKE PHOTOCOPIES IN OUR OWN BUILDING.

It gets worse.

Next, the clients that were coming wanted to make our meeting efficient so they requested that we send them the PDFs of the material we will be discussing. Because of this I had to pay ANOTHER $500 to get permission to send the PDFs that we ALREADY PAID $500 for in order to show them this material.

None of this makes sense to me.

What do you think?

21 Oct 2009

Hipster Science

Dear World,

People who have a sense of style are not all hipsters. I am providing some images to clear up some misconceptions. I will, for your sake, use the common negative connotation of hipsters.

Example A: Yes A Hipster
Then What?: N/A

Notes: Note the in-style skinny jeans? Well not so fast; there is a very good chance they are covered in stains. And the shoes? A minimum of 10 years old. They claim they love music but they just rave about whatever Pitchfork is promoting at the time. Talk about books but never read.

Example B: Not a Hipster
Then what? A nice dressing barista/art student/photographer/etc.

Notes: See the tie? The nice, pressed, in style shirt and complimenting hat? This is no hipster, though many people group them all together for a style that echoes each other. This style brings to mind a simpler past. Also probably not a douche like Example A. Possibly an art student.

20 Oct 2009

Let’s pretend

that January - May aren’t happening

19 Oct 2009

My writing blog, if you haven’t checked it out yet, take a look and comment on the posts :-D

19 Oct 2009

joshmohrer:

dangurewitch:

Pixar Intro Parody, written by Sam and I. The real credit goes to Mike Ritchie for the CGI animation and Carl Sondrol for the score. As a massive Pixar fan, this one makes me particularly happy. Digg it.

WOW. Top 5 CH-Original of all time.

16 Oct 2009

“Today my fanatic best friends were having a long, boring discussion about the Twilight movie. One said she thought Robert Pattionson would have looked hotter with a tan. A random person passing us said “Impossible. There’s no sunshine in the closet”. Thank you, kind stranger. MLIA”
— MLIA (link)

16 Oct 2009

Snowflakes, Balloons, and Bubbles

Friday Post!

1. It is extremely too early for it to be snowing (it flurried last night in Brooklyn I hear, though Chelsea and the East Vill didn’t get any that I know of.) I am glad that everyone agrees.

BUT I have to say having a cup of coffee on my walk to Penn Station this morning that actually was warming me was really comforting and made me think of Christmastime. I surprisingly enjoyed it.

2. I think it is fantastic that everyone following and talking about Balloon Boy understands how ridiculous it is that everyone is following and talking about Balloon Boy. Self satire, in a way, when so much other stuff is going on. I recently re-tweeted something someone said about how if NASA got this much attention we would be living on Mars right now. So true.

3. I need to not drink champagne anymore.

16 Oct 2009

15 Oct 2009

dangurewitch:

HOLY SHIT MEGHAN MCCAIN’S BREASTS ARE STUCK IN A MAKESHIFT HELIUM BALLOON FLOATING ABOVE COLORADO
UPDATE: They got the balloon down MEGHAN MCCAIN’S BREASTS ARE NOT IN IT
UPDATE: THE BREASTS WERE ON “WIFE SWAP”

 how meta

dangurewitch:

HOLY SHIT MEGHAN MCCAIN’S BREASTS ARE STUCK IN A MAKESHIFT HELIUM BALLOON FLOATING ABOVE COLORADO

UPDATE: They got the balloon down MEGHAN MCCAIN’S BREASTS ARE NOT IN IT

UPDATE: THE BREASTS WERE ON “WIFE SWAP”

 how meta