Al(ex[ander])
1984
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CCTV Director:
So we are scheduled to put up more cameras in Canonbury Square next month, have you secured the equipment yet?
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Worker:
Yes well we have the cameras, sir, but there is this one little thing...
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CCTV Director:
A problem? What?
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Worker:
Well you see, Mr. Livingston, Canonbury Square is where Orwell lived.
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CCTV Director:
...
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Worker:
George Orwell
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CCTV Director:
I don't follow. I don't watch reality TV.
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Worker:
No, sir, he was a writer. He kind of predicted this sort of thing would be happening.
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CCTV Director:
Sounds like a smart fellow. What's the problem though?
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Worker:
No, sir, that sort of IS the problem. He predicted the cameras and such in Britain. But as a bad thing.
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CCTV Director:
A BAD thing? Why could it be a bad thing? We are fighting terrorism, looking for Bin Laden!
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Worker:
Yes, I know, but he saw it as an invasion of privacy and breaching of rights.
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CCTV Director:
That sounds like terrorist mumbo jumbo. We are living in a time of peace, why would we violate peoples rights?
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Worker:
We are actually at war sir...
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CCTV Director:
Same thing.
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