I’ve found the solution to everyone’s college financial problems. It MIGHT cause a bit of an economic problem, but let’s face some facts:

1. Giving an 18 year old a loan of $100,000 for any reason is unrealistic.

2. Giving an 18 year old a loan of $100,000 during an economic slump is simply foolhardy.

This can only work if every single person participates.

THE SOLUTION:

Don’t pay.

That’s right. Don’t pay. If every single student doesn’t pay, they can’t arrest “the future of the nation”, can they? No. We will own America by then, and we simply won’t pay.

Score.