Carefully counting out your payment in coins and lifting your eyebrows up and down the entire time, then continuing to look back at me during my shift will not change the fact that I’m a 20 year old college student. And you are an older gentleman (I’m trying to be nice here.)

And also; please don’t make awkward jokes about seeing my name written in a bathroom stall and make weird sexual innuendo about “receiving” your payment.

Thannks :)